Lighting Up Cubicles [P&A PROJECTS]

I’ve never fancied working in an office.

Maybe it’s the whole stationary thing I don’t like about it, constantly stuck in your little cubicle waiting for the clock on the corner of your screen to read ’17:00′.

My whole working life has been spent on construction sites amongst the crumbling drywall of renovations and the acrid dust of new builds. As an electrician of some 30 years or I’ve been fortunate enough to ride out two ball-breaking recessions and manage to hold onto most of my business connections in the process. Despite the old adage of there always being work electricians being true in most cases, I know plenty of plumbers and brickies who have failed to adapt to the times and found themselves jobless as a result.

I’ve mostly worked for myself throughout my career, apart from the first few years spent as an apprentice. During the first 10 years of running my business I was able to make valuable connections with other tradesmen who shared the same ethos and attention to detail me, this meant that whenever a friend of mine was in need of a sparky I was the first one they called. Similarly, if ever I was on a job in need of a plasterer or plumber, you can bet that I’d be the first to recommend one of my good mates.

Working life on the construction sites of Great Britain probably hasn’t changed much for the last few decades – which is both a good and bad thing. The discourse that rules these workplaces are still male-centric to a great extent. Chatter, in between work related talk, can usually be sorted into a handful of categories: football, women and politics. Of course these topics are likely to cross over from time to time, which will usually result in a site wide discussion breaking out, leading to the halting of all major work. For those who aren’t aware, this is how construction projects fall behind schedule…

Up until recently the British construction site had been my second home, that is until I received a corporate contract for a number of offices in the centre of London.

A digital marketing company had decided that their office workers were not working under the right lights, so it was down to me to fit new office lighting (change to new Services page) that would improve morale and (most importantly) drive better results.

I’d have preferred to work during the nights, whilst the office staff were out, but the powers that be decided that I should carry out the job during office hours. The disruption would apparently ‘challenge the workers to produce better work’, something that I somehow doubted.

Stepping from the dust and the grime of the building site to the pristine world of an upmarket London office was a culture shock that I wasn’t prepared for. I’d expected to draw attention, a paint spattered 50-year old blue collar worker wandering through a white collar world, but in fact the opposite happened. Throughout the entire 2-month period, barely a word was said to me by any of the office workers. Coiffured twenty-somethings tapped incessantly on keyboards, tightly-dressed assistants busied themselves with calendars and interns ferried coffees from desk to desk.

Although we might have been working in the same space, it was clear to me that we would forever be worlds apart.

Long Distance Land Surveying

Student life in the eighties was hard.

When I was studying in London, attempting to balance a new found love for booze with my land survey degree, I always felt like I was forever digging myself out of a hole.

I was one of the last lucky few students who got away with a free University education. Like many of my fellow blessed students, we were the first of our family to attend University. We’d already made our parents proud by grasping hold onto a degree, but graduation was just around the corner and we needed to produce results that would guarantee us a job in the challenging financial times we were about to head into.

Long days were often spent outside, learning the ropes from tired looking professionals who already had enough to worry about without having to teach hungover students for half a day. On one of these particularly gruelling days I found myself in the front of a Ford Transit with Ian – a land surveyor of 20 years who had a reputation for taking the most remote jobs possible.

I’d drank a lot the night before meeting Ian in a frosty car park outside of Sidcup. It was a Friday morning, my brain was clawing to break out of my skull and all I could think about was making it through this day and getting to the weekend. The bags under Ian’s eyes looked deeper than they usually did, each deep saggy pouch was flecked with blue veins making me wonder if he hadn’t been out drinking himself.

“You look awful – best get some sleep in the van, we’ve got a long way to go.”

I didn’t need telling twice.

The van journey slipped by in a comfortable haze of dusty car heating, drive-time radio and husky murmurs from Ian.

When I woke, it was cold in the van. The driver’s side door was open, letting a harsh breeze in that blew fragments of snow into the cabin with me. Ian’s theodolite sat next to me on the middle seat, along with his high-vis jacket, but the man was nowhere to be seen. I grabbed his things and jumped out of the cabin, thinking that he must’ve gone ahead without me and found myself on the edge of a wooded glen in a deserted car park with wood chips on the floor.

He’d not said we were coming out so far and I was struggling to remember where we were even going. A single path led away from the car park into the dark of the forest – with no other options, no mobile phone and no keys for the van, I picked up the gear we needed to do the topographical land surveys and heading into the darkness.

Ian had never struck me as the skittish type, a little dopey, but never the type to simply run off without a word. However, the further I delved into the forest the more I started to doubt myself.

I found the van keys at the end of the path, precariously balanced on a cairn in front of cave. Very little light managed to penetrate through the forest, the darkness from the cave almost felt like it was spilling out from that foreboding hole.

I’d already climbed out of enough holes that year and I wasn’t about to jump into another one.

Sometimes, when I find myself driving to a particularly remote job, I think about Ian and how deep that cave must’ve been to  swallow him, then I shake of that nagging feeling of regret and remember that I was one of the lucky ones who didn’t have to pay for his degree.

One Simple Job in 2008

Sometimes the hardest jobs to complete are the simplest ones.

In the summer of 2008, my work as a handyman was steadily drying up.

The skies were blue, the sun beat regularly upon the fertile English soil and my business was slowly, but surely, going under. I’d struggled for months leading up to the financial crash. Of course I didn’t see it coming, I’m not sure if anyone really did – still, when it hit I was not prepared for the complete and utter loss of business enquiries.

Luckily, I’d managed to tie down one last big job before the crash really set in.

An outdoor pursuits company in Wales just so happened to be looking to commission a decent-sized building on their land, for the purposes of housing the ever shifting bank of instructors that found their way into their employ over the course of each year. The job was large, but simple enough. A steel structure, one-storey with breeze-blocks and double glazed windows – it would be a lot of work for one man to do, but they didn’t mind paying less for work to be completed at a slower rate.

A number of things happened over that summer (some of them connected and some of them not so much) and I’m inclined to blame all of them on the corrupt bankers that caused the Financial Crash nearly 10 years ago – although I’m willing to take my fair share of the blame for a few of these things:

  • My wife left me
  • I had an affair with a kayak instructor
  • A 6-week project was stretched out to 18-weeks
  • I lost everything in the eventual divorce
  • My building supplier went bust
  • I discovered a new love for outdoor pursuits

Now, as I said, I feel like some of these things might be connected, some of them might well be my fault, but most of these things are pretty much the fault of those damn bankers.

Holly liked to kayak – it’s one of the first things that she told me, when we met on my first day in Wales. She showed me around the activity centre whilst I wondered how old she was.

‘I’m 27’.

I had trouble keeping thoughts in my head at the time.

That Summer was an eventful one for me.

Crooked steel beams meant that the project was delayed by a week, it would have taken a day to drive back and it was Monday, so I thought I may as well stay put and camp out in the temporary accommodation they had set up for the instructors. With nothing better to do, I found myself roped in to all sorts of activities that I’d never tried before. Rock climbing one day, caving the next, then it was kayaking and even white water rafting, with no phone signal in the Welsh valleys there could be no phone calls with my wife.

The instructors were all so…accommodating. I’d not experienced such friendliness or joviality in a long time.

When the manufacturers of the steel beams called through to the centre to inform me that they’d shut down indefinitely and that they couldn’t refund me the £3,000 for the steel – I didn’t find myself cursing or worrying about the future, I’d already started sharing a bunk with Holly and I had a stag party of 5 to take zip-lining.

I was far too busy to worry about anything.